“That’s what I wanted to hear—sexy little screams from my pretty little girl.”
James Deen (via perverted—princess)
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We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

so I was nominated by reychull to basically just put my desktop up on tumblr or something I guess. I don’t know. my desktop is as lame as I am.
I nominate:
beelzebubrock tonight-im-washing-the-hippy elsaisabossassgrungebitch


wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

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i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

Me too dude 


i like the internet bc people actually think im cute 


*googles how to become famous without any talent*



emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

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i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended