• Every smart character in a tv show: "It's no big deal I just recalibrated th-"
  • Rest of the cast: "IN ENGLISH PLEASE"
  • *studio audience laughter*

joshpeck:

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hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that someone oughta put you in a mental hospital

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SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA

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you’re probably right

raw-r-evolution:

makemeasammichyo:

shocked to see how much people donated to Darren Wilson. It’s crazy

racists standing up for racists. 

fuck Darren Wilsons cat, dog, mom, and everything he stands for. 

Mo Mo O'Brien - Brozen

579,761 plays

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

beyonseh:

me describing myself to the class on the first day

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forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

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Signs Best and Worst Qualities

astrologycat:

Aquarius- Humanitarian/Unemotional

Pieces- Imaginative/Over Sensative

Aries- Optimistic/Short Tempered

Taurus- Loyal/Self Indulgent

Gemini- Energetic/ Two Faced

Cancer- Maternal/Over Emotional

Leo- Friendly/Impulsive

Virgo- Gifted/ Over Self Critical

Libra- Balanced/Indecisive

Scorpio- Passionate/Moody

Sagittarius- Independent/Unemotional

Capricorn-Intellectual/Cold

Aquarius- Humanitarian/Unemotional

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martinsmind:

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

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